Fan Mail

When I retired my other blogs back in January and started up a brand new blog at a brand new address with a brand new theme and a brand new me, I only had one real worry: would anyone find me here? It’s always a big decision to abandon your readers for no real reason at all. Because even if you do leave a forwarding address in an overly-long good-bye post, there’s no guarantee that:

  1. They’ll actually make it to the end of that overly-long post . . .
  2. Then realize that the large photo at the end was a link to the new blog . . .
  3. And actually click on it.

As it turns out, my fears were unfounded. Readers did find me at my new place in space and I couldn’t be more happy. How do I know this? Is it because of the comments Biz leaves? Is it because Google Analytics? Nope. It’s because I’m getting fan mail again!

So without further ado, let’s read through a few recent submissions. It’s only fair and just that I take time out of my own busy schedule to write personalized responses to these dedicated followers, without whom, my life would have little meaning:

Great web sitewebsite! It looks very expert! Keep up the great work!

Thank you for visiting my web sitewebsite. It makes me happy to know it looks very expert, because when I started this web sitewebsite, I told myself one thing. I said, “Self, if your new web sitewebsite is only one thing, that thing will be that it looks very expert.”

Great blog right here! Also your website a lot up fast! What host are you the use of? Can I am getting your associate link in your host? I ish my web site loaded up as fast as yours lol

And then I said to myself, “Self, if your new web sitewebsite is just two things, then that second thing will be that it a lot up fast.” I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been to sites that don’t a lot up fast and when that happens, I leave a lot fast too.

Oh, and to answer your questions: I am the use of a host and yes, you can are getting my associate link in my host. Thanks for stopping by!

Appreciate the recommendation. Leet mme try it out.

This particular piece of fan mail requires a little context. The recommendation I gave is that this person stop leaving comments on web sites. You’ll all be glad to know that I leet hhim try it out.

I saw a lot of website but I conceive this one has ggot something special in it.

You conceive well, gentle reader! This website defintely has ggot something special in it: something I like to call correct spelling and well-formed grammar.

I see you don’t monetize your site, there is one cool method to make extra money, it will work with your website perfectly, just search in google for; tips and tricks by Fejlando

I see your website needs some unique articles. Writing manually is time consuming, there is tool for this task. Just search in gogle for; Fejlando’s tips

It’s one thing to have people stop by your site. It’s another thing for them to actually take a moment to comment. But rare is the reader who invests precious time in deeply analyzing my site’s content and monetization strategy and then offering to assist me in multiple key areas.

Thank you Fejlando, thank you. Because you took the time to help me out, it looks like the bags of money will start pouring in soon and I will never have to write another time-consuming post again. You’ve restored my faith in humanity.

Sadly, that’s all the time we have for today. But don’t worry. If I’m right in my reckoning, I’m sure there’s more fan mail to come. (Oh, and if any of my readers run their own blogs, just leave a comment below and I’ll tell you how to gogle for Fejlando’s tips. You won’t be sorry.)

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